Gravel Grinder T-Shirts

Mountain Bike tracks.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

Guitar Man.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Getting through the week.

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Play on."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

'Why is he always hanging around?'

"Pawn to King Four."

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Commuter X-Ray

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

"Wow. This sucks."

The goblin and the sexton

Grave Digger Sackings.

'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'