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'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

CLEAR!

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'Oof.'

"Oh...that's not good."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

Four mechanics working on a car

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'

Mechanics price list.

"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."

"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

Is there life after digestion?

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster

"Wendel found an Israeli tomato stuck in your front water hose."

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).