Garage Gadgeteer T-Shirts

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Okay, dig that one up!

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

CLEAR!

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

Welcome back students.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'