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'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Treble

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'Oof.'

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Ballerina and the light switch.

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

Young child saying grace

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

Arabesque ballet dancer.

Is there life after digestion?

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

In The Olive Garden, we harvest bread sticks year round.

'Al was competitive to the end!'

Dancing Person

Fifth Position

Too-Humble Pie.