Golf Course Grazer T-Shirts

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

The Golfing Accident

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'Oof.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

Things get heated at the outing.

"Well how about that, I'm vegetarian too..."

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

In The Olive Garden, we harvest bread sticks year round.

Let's not make this personal!

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

Man Looking At Painting

"His grass really is greener!"

'Wouldn't you know it? -- I sliced it right into Purgatory!'

Sorry, but I have needs!

"Don't even look at the grass!"

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.