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'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"Pawn to King Four."

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

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"Same."

The average man in the street.

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

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"I'm getting tired of this same old office grind."

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

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"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

I hate monday mornings.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

9-5, 5-9

"Play on."

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

A usual day.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Don't get caught."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Evolution explained.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'