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'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"You've got computer-breath."

Commutobile

I hate monday mornings.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

9-5, 5-9

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

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A usual day.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"Don't get caught."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend