Xp Grinder T-Shirts

Sale.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Guitar Man.

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

9-5, 5-9

"Play on."

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

Commuter X-Ray

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

"Pawn to King Four."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'