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Guitar Man.

Office slaves.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Check out this new store."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Play on."

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Lumberjack Christmases.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Guitar Hero.

Stranded Woodsman.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Tony Iommi

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Paul Gilbert.

Lumberjack's Dog

Cutting the tree too early?

"On the basis you have nothing to give thanks for this past year, what say you spare us the chop?"

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Sculpting

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

"The last guy I went out with asked me to split the bill."

Sale.

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Commuter X-Ray

Mountain Bike tracks.

"Pawn to King Four."