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'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

Woodcutter yells 'timber' as tree falls on him.

The Art Student.

"River well stocked this year."

Guitar Man.

Just call me Picasso!

Artist and Musician

Raphael

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Check out this new store."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Two New Paintbrushes

Lumberjack Christmases.

I'm color blind, please help.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Guitar Hero.

Stranded Woodsman.

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Tony Iommi

Forrest Gander

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

Paul Gilbert.

Lumberjack's Dog

The sword is mightier than the pen.

House Plant Party

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Henri Matisse

Cutting the tree too early?

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Ask me about my uppercut.

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

"Less panting, and more painting!"