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'Sleep on your stomach.'

A lumberjack chops down a tree

I can never remember if I'm supposed to put heat on it, or ice it.

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

Stranded Woodsman.

Cutting the tree too early?

"The last guy I went out with asked me to split the bill."

Operation Release.

'For goodness sake. Pull yourself together.'

"First the head came off, now the handle's come out."

"On the basis you have nothing to give thanks for this past year, what say you spare us the chop?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Guitar Man.

How Amazon was invented

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Check out this new store."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

The Sculptor

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Guitar Hero.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Handy-lion

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

Lumberjack Christmases.

"We need to put in more bones."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."