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Tony Iommi

What My Day Feels Like

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Guitar Man.

"I am not asking for directions."

"Check out this new store."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Stranded Woodsman.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Lumberjack Christmases.

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Guitar Hero.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Happy Halloween!

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

Cutting the tree too early?

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Carpenter

Paul Gilbert.

Lumberjack's Dog

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"