Axe Enthusiast Prints

'Sleep on your stomach.'

A lumberjack chops down a tree

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

Stranded Woodsman.

Cutting the tree too early?

"The last guy I went out with asked me to split the bill."

Operation Release.

'For goodness sake. Pull yourself together.'

"First the head came off, now the handle's come out."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Guitar Man.

How Amazon was invented

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Check out this new store."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

The Sculptor

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Handy-lion

"We need to put in more bones."

Guitar Hero.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Lumberjack Christmases.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Knight/Bird.

Lumberjack's Dog