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Guitar Hero.

La Table

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The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"Check out this new store."

'The grudge match.'

Decapitated coffee.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Shakespeare in the clink

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Stranded Woodsman.

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Tony Iommi

Paul Gilbert.

Cutting the tree too early?

Good poetry & Winning teams

I'm tired of working, Randy. One of my ancestors put it best. It was the early days of the Roman republic. Randius Taylorus Maximus was a soldier in the Roman phalanx. That bored him to death. All the clumsy formations, all the cumbersome gear, all the losing ... so he deserted and joined up with the Spartans. That's where he stopped "working" for a living, and got to do what he loved. He got to oil up and go into battle half-naked, with nothing but his shield, his sword and his loincloth. Years

"I'm not taking any chances."

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

"Just need a minute to send a quick email and the three hours to wonder if the tone was appropriate."

Writer's Strike

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

The Power of the Pen