Ax Enthusiast Prints

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Welcome to the Team

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I started a collection!"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"I got connected to the internet!"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

I think therefore I am.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."