Axe Aficionado Prints

'And make him return our axe!'

Multi-tool Guitar

Lumberjack's Dog

Axe Man's Car

'TIMBRE..!!' (guitar as axe)

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Natural Disasters

Second hand furniture.

Homo Gamus

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Check out this new store."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Western Outfitters.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'