Axe Grinder Mugs

Guitar Man.

Office slaves.

"Lovely dovetail."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Check out this new store."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Play on."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Lumberjack Christmases.

Guitar Hero.

Stranded Woodsman.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

Lumberjack's Dog

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Cutting the tree too early?

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

Sculpting

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

A woodchop competition with a difference.

"The last guy I went out with asked me to split the bill."

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Commuter X-Ray

'Don't worry. I'm just going to take a little off the top.'

Sale.

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"Pawn to King Four."