Professional Grinder Gifts

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Guitar Man.

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Play on."

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Mountain Bike tracks.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

Sale.

Commuter X-Ray

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Pawn to King Four."

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

"Wow. This sucks."

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

"I've been to the office..."

"Same."

'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.