Gear Grinder Giggler Gifts

'After your last lesson, I'm not taking any chances!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

'Your kinect is broken.'

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

The Baby Mechanic

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'