Life Leveler Gifts

"In this game you graduate college, get a good job and take care of your parents in their old age...my dad bought me the game."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Yoga To-Do

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

University of Hard Knocks

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

Game Addiction

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

Moral Values for Dummies

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

Straightening up.

"Of course I still do stupid stuff. But now much slower and with far less frequency and zeal."

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'