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'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

Gamers

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Dog Weightlifting

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Game Addiction

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"I was building up my pecs."

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.