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"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

The Salesman

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

Pin-atas

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

"I really hate sales meetings"

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Well, we made it.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

The Short, Brutal Existence Of Pinata Candy.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"It's make it or break it time. All in favor of breaking it?"

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

Anders Iniesta

"How's your blogging going?"

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

Exercise for fat people.

'I've never met a salesperson I didn't like... except, of course, for you people.'

"It's a new target to try and target a time when we could set a target for agreeing a target for reducing targets to stop us being target driven."

'You may go in after they complete the body count.'

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don