Level Crusher Pillows

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

The Salesman

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

"I really hate sales meetings"

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Well, we made it.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"It's make it or break it time. All in favor of breaking it?"

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

"How's your blogging going?"

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

Exercise for fat people.

'I've never met a salesperson I didn't like... except, of course, for you people.'

'You may go in after they complete the body count.'

"It's a new target to try and target a time when we could set a target for agreeing a target for reducing targets to stop us being target driven."

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."