Course Crusher Pillows

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

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'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

Economic

Golfers lost on the road

Florida Golf.

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Well, we made it.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

"The 10-week course costs $600 and takes an hour and a half to complete."

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Beethoven's teenage pro-surfer career takes a dramatic turn.

'Ben doesn't know what to do between hunting season and fishing season, so he shot February.'

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'