Course Crusher Mugs

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

Florida Golf.

Golfers lost on the road

Economic

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Well, we made it.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

Anders Iniesta

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

"The 10-week course costs $600 and takes an hour and a half to complete."

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Beethoven's teenage pro-surfer career takes a dramatic turn.

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."