Level Unlocker T-Shirts

'I see you will waste your entire life on video games. And yes, you will eventually unlock the game's secret level.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Gamers

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Game Addiction

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Brain versus Religion.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

Straightening up.

Everyone thinks they can do it

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"In this game you graduate college, get a good job and take care of your parents in their old age...my dad bought me the game."

Millennial

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don

Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.

'It's called, 'Move Out Of Mom's Basement.' Only video game I've never been able to complete.'

"No, I don't want to transition into a girl - I want to transition into a millennial."

"Tia Carmen, kids don't dress up to get attention...

'I'm sick of you always taking things to the next level.'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over a hour. You ok in there?"

'This is nothing like the video games I love.'

"We try to rehabilitate our inmates by giving them new skills. 763 here for instance is training to be a locksmith."

'How about we drop this whole nerd thing for a night and just have a fantastic time?'