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'I see you will waste your entire life on video games. And yes, you will eventually unlock the game's secret level.'

Gamers

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Game Addiction

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Brain versus Religion.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Everyone thinks they can do it

Straightening up.

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"In this game you graduate college, get a good job and take care of your parents in their old age...my dad bought me the game."

Millennial

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"Tia Carmen, kids don't dress up to get attention...

"No, I don't want to transition into a girl - I want to transition into a millennial."

'It's called, 'Move Out Of Mom's Basement.' Only video game I've never been able to complete.'

'I'm sick of you always taking things to the next level.'

'This is nothing like the video games I love.'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over a hour. You ok in there?"

"We try to rehabilitate our inmates by giving them new skills. 763 here for instance is training to be a locksmith."

'How about we drop this whole nerd thing for a night and just have a fantastic time?'

"To get to the next level, click 'I do.'"