Spiritual Lifter Gifts

Jewish Weightlifting

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"How much could your mother bench?"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Free why-fi.”

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

'It's some kind of open-source thing -- He's giving them free will.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"The gods really love tight buns."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'Think about it, if it were not for evil we would be out of a job.'