Spiritual Lifter Gifts

Jewish Weightlifting

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"How much could your mother bench?"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

"Holy water, holy water...."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Free why-fi.”

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

'It's some kind of open-source thing -- He's giving them free will.'

"He's mad at God."

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Avoid hungry bears."

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

'Think about it, if it were not for evil we would be out of a job.'

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'