Powerlifting Gifts

The World's Strangest Man.

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Powerful Love.

"We're exclusively delts."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercising

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Keep Fit.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'