Powerlifting Mugs

The World's Strangest Man.

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bench Press Accident

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We're exclusively delts."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Keep Fit.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.