Weightlifting Mugs

"What I Did on My Summer Vacation."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

The Seven Second Workout

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

Blow up muscles.

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'I was sent to calibrate the weights...'

Battery lifting weights

'Whoa,,, Ned hired a personal trainer for his personal trainer,'

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

The coach.

'They've hired a personal trainer! Now we'll never fatten them up!!'

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Weightlifter

Work Out.

Jewish Weightlifting

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The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

Yogi upside down weightlifting with feet.

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Nice work- let's take a quick social-media break."

'Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fit.' (weight reduction kit).

'OK, now let's start focusing on the left arm.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'These steroids you took for your body building...they weren't by any chance of animal origin, were they?