Power Lifter Mugs

bag of money as a bicep

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Brawnstorming session.

Dog Weightlifting

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Pushy Coach.

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

strong man bends an iron bar

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"I love strong coffee."

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I was building up my pecs."

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

'Well, how do you handle it when a messenger shows up bearing bad news?'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.