Power Lifter Gifts

bag of money as a bicep

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Dog Weightlifting

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"I love strong coffee."

"I was building up my pecs."

strong man bends an iron bar

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

'Well, how do you handle it when a messenger shows up bearing bad news?'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."