Energy Lifter Gifts

Biodanza.

Low-Energy Drinks

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Jumping cheerleaders

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Cheerleaders

Zumba

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Important Muscles.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

When Coffee Is Not Enough

"I was building up my pecs."

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Heavy syrup

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'