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Biodanza.

Low-Energy Drinks

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Jumping cheerleaders

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Cheerleaders

Zumba

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Important Muscles.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

When Coffee Is Not Enough

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"I was building up my pecs."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Heavy syrup

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Breakfast of Champions