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On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"The trees are laughing at us."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

Leaf zone!

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

"We're out of bags."

The new fall content.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

Indian summer.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Cutting the tree too early?

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

"These hostas are out of control!"