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The Sequels

Travelling

Airport

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

bag of money as a bicep

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Yellow Pencil

Spelling for Dumbies.

Master Plumber

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

Marriage Counselor - Another Success.

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"We'll swop at half time."

'Are you pulling my chain?'

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

"I understand there are side effects associated with this new female libido pill, but I', willing to take those risks if it will save my marriage..."

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.