Lyric Lifter T-Shirts

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Senta jumps into the sea

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Musical genres

'My love is like a red red rose...'

George Martin

Karaoke night.

Jerry Lordan

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Nick Cave.

Keyboard player

Christine McVie

'My resume,...in rap form!'