Melody Lifter T-Shirts

Sportsman and music

Cycling with a harp case

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

New music conference

Musical Web

Birds with Headphones

'Champions league'

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"How much could your mother bench?"

Music Therapy

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

'Elton John'

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

Pianist-boxer

Musician's Fishing Trip

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Heavenly voices.

Sleeping musician

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

Bach Doubles

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

Rainbow violin surfers

Mozart

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."