Melody Inflator T-Shirts

Musician filling a hot air balloon.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I made you a mixtape."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

The Music Seed

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Music downloads

Guitar Man.

Artist and Musician

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Musical notes bubble gum.

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Check out this new store."

A woman playing a keyboard

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Jerry Lordan