Melody Manipulator T-Shirts

Playing the Puppet Strings

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Cycling with a harp case

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Piano Recital

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Musical notes bubble gum.

Artist and Musician

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Music downloads

New music conference

Guitar Man.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Check out this new store."

A woman playing a keyboard

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Romantic Duet

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'