Melody Manipulator Mugs

Playing the Puppet Strings

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Cycling with a harp case

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Eric Clapton.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Music downloads

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Six jazz instruments.

Noel Coward.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Check out this new store."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Romantic Duet

Jerry Lordan