Mobile Melody Maker Mugs

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I made you a mixtape."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Piano Recital

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Cycling with a harp case

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Musical notes bubble gum.

Eric Clapton.

Music downloads

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

"Check out this new store."

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Sir Edward Elgar

Romantic Duet

Jerry Lordan