Moonlit Melody Maker Mugs

'You're howling off key again!'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I made you a mixtape."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Artist and Musician

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Guitar Man.

Music downloads

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

A woman playing a keyboard

"Check out this new store."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Occupational Hazards.

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Jerry Lordan