Moonlit Melody Maker Mugs

'You're howling off key again!'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I made you a mixtape."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Piano Recital

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Eric Clapton.

Musical notes bubble gum.

Music downloads

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

Occupational Hazards.

"Check out this new store."

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Jerry Lordan

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"