Midnight Melody Maker Mugs

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"I made you a mixtape."

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Music downloads

Eric Clapton.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

Caught in the Music

"Check out this new store."

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Romantic Duet

Jerry Lordan

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"