Morning Melody Enthusiast Mugs

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

'How are we supposed to sleep with that Dawn Chorus of lawn mowers...?'

'Nice jingle!'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

1,572 Performances.

Cockerel sings the blues...

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Do you want toast with that?'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Good Morning Britain

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Bass Clef

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Marine Band

Renaissace Music Lovers

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Good coffee."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

Coventry Carol

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

Musical Discord

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"Morning Gorgeous!"