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You've reached the voicemail of the National Ventriloquists Association.

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

"Whoa, too much information!"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

At the school of ventriloquism.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

'I've lost my voice...'

A silenced protester

Ventriloquist and dummies.

"I think I'd be better at leading if I could yell louder."

Well spoken man.

"What she said - but louder, and with more authority."

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'

Morley the Stubborn Liberal

How Alcohol Works.

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

The man who could throw his voice.

'He's been trying to control the television for years.'