Voice Manipulator Gifts

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

"Whoa, too much information!"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

At the school of ventriloquism.

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

"I think I'd be better at leading if I could yell louder."

Ventriloquist and dummies.

Well spoken man.

'I've lost my voice...'

A silenced protester

"What she said - but louder, and with more authority."

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

' Pol Meeting'

Morley the Stubborn Liberal

'He's been trying to control the television for years.'

How Alcohol Works.

Playing the Puppet Strings