Melody Lifter Pillows

Sportsman and music

Cycling with a harp case

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

New music conference

Musical Web

Birds with Headphones

'Champions league'

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"How much could your mother bench?"

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

Pianist-boxer

Musician's Fishing Trip

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Sleeping musician

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Heavenly voices.

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

Rainbow violin surfers

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

Bach Doubles

Mozart

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."