Artful Lifter T-Shirts

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Important Muscles.

"How much could your mother bench?"

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Kangaroo jumping rope.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Art Gallery.

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

Ballerina

Tred carefully mill.

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

Pianorobics.

"I run a weight loss site, and my friend here runs a bodybuilding site."

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

Marriage Counselor - Another Success.

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

Jewish Weightlifting

The Sequels

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

"I understand there are side effects associated with this new female libido pill, but I', willing to take those risks if it will save my marriage..."

Arnold Schwarzenegger's clone: 'But I don't wanna pump iron!'

Romantic Weight Lifter

Artistic Skateboard

"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."

"I should totally appear to them."