Idea Lifter T-Shirts

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Blue sky thinking

Bright Idea

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

Big Bang Boulevard

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Creative family

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

Recycling centre

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

New Ideas in Business.

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

A man stealing another person's ideas

'I just invented business!'

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas."

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"Any intellectual property yet, honey?"

Where history's best ideas happen.

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."